Jake

Jake is the World’s worst COCKBLOCK. He will try to take anyone’s girl whether she’s taken or not! Also thinks he’s the buffest future EMT to ever walk the earth.

-Look! Mike is finally proposing!

-He better hurry up, Jake heard and he’s on his way!

by Uegeidyneisne January 3, 2019

Jake Kinghorn

He lowkey kinda dumb, but some how passes every college class without trying. He also gets a ton of play from both genders and can dunk from the 3 point line.

Person 1: You hear about Jake Kinghorn?
Person 2: Yeah I have! Haha, Idiot.
Person 1: Retard.

by DoDoDude101 October 27, 2025

Jake Paul

A FUCKING PRICK
he is the definition of cancer

Dude your such a Jake Paul
person one: HES DYING!
person two: WHY?
Person one: he watched jake paul and died of cancer and cringe

by its_ordinary October 25, 2017

Jakes

Police. People use this word to look less suspicious.

Jakes kicked down my front door and took everything

by Karinpidh October 16, 2020

Jake

massive cock, tightest asshole known to man, and attracts all men and women. also very good in bed

bro i want to fuck jake so badly

by wheuwfhnfi23 February 1, 2022

jake wills

A man with an excellent toe game, who loves to have sex with his friend's mother's.

"Wow that guy is a real Jake Wills, I should keep my mother away from him! And my toes!"

by Tezzerakt November 12, 2020

Jake Harvey

He loves Alexis Britton soo much and he is sexy shmexy mmm.

Jake Harvey: I’m so in love with my beautiful girlfriend 😍

by weeniemanloverboy March 9, 2021