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Allen Jordan

He is HIM. A Pretty boy, prettiest Asian of them all. His rizz is far more powerful then all the other guys. He is a typical player but once he settles down, he will be the most loyal person and down to earth. Never lose a Allen Jordan. They are a rare breed.
Allen Jordan is HIM
by asianking101 January 15, 2023
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jordan

a guy who is extremely obsessed with the Nintendo Gamecube and the unsatisfactory inability to shove it up his ass
Friend: Did you hear jordan complaining about the fact that he couldnt shove that gamecube up his ass?
you: yeah its really weird
by gamecontrollerlover June 28, 2022
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Jordan

Jordan is the alpha male of the pack with his 14 inch penis he can’t dominate and out smoke any creature that dwells this earth he is known to slay women at will and can butt chug an ice cream Sunday Jordan is the most intelligent being know to man with his iq in quadruple digits
Oh Jordan you make me so wet
by Absolute bread winner October 14, 2019
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jordan b smith

A girl who WILL take your man: and a girl that can’t be replaced
You can’t do better than Jordan b smith
by Helloandbye445 December 7, 2018
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Jordan

A Jordan has good style good hair good face good personality very sarcastic super bad at spelling and basic math, but very good at hard math and goes sicko mode all day all night
Jordan: Hi
Me: Hey Jordan I’m in love with you
by duchess is eating rice November 22, 2021
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Jordan Baker

A seggsy biracial teen on the CW show All American. He's the twin brother of Olivia Baker and is portrayed by Michael Evans Behling. Did I mention he's super seggsy.
"Did you watch the new All American episode today?"
"No, what happened"
"Jordan Baker is soooo hot"
by scroogemcduckswife November 22, 2021
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Jordan

a little bitch who can't get any bitches, so likes putting game controllers up his ass
did you hear about what jordan admitted?

yeah, jordan admitted to shoving controllers up his ass
by gamecontrollerlover June 28, 2022
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