Friend Group

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Friend Group

by ONLYSHMOOB March 7, 2021

half-friend

when you set your privacy settings on facebook to not include tagged pics, access to your wall, etc for a select group of people. your aunts, uncles, little cousins, (insert anyone you don't want seeing incriminating photos of you or stalking your shit) keep joining facebook and you have no choice but to friend them... you can at least half-friend them to minimize stalking, ridicule and generally being a bad influence.

"I can't believe aunt viv joined facebook, now she comments on every photo and every status update, it's getting annoying. as if i needed her knowing i 'ended up puking in a bush' and was crazy drunk last night. my friends left that little anecdote on my wall and she commented 'you got some splainin to do' Ugh."

"You should have half-friended her like I did, she can't see shit on my profile."

by tuuesday April 28, 2010

Digital Friend

Someone you know in real life, but you only talk over the internet on MSN or myspace etc.

"OMG, Harley you never talk to her in real life and only on MSN! she is like your best digital friend"

by Heroherohero December 27, 2007

Night Friend

One who you can depend on for sex, cuddeling, dinner and talking, without investing any emotions.

Adam: "Hey Ashley, what going on with you and Trent?"

Ashley: "Oh he is just a Night Friend so he made me dinner and we had sex."

Adam: Awsome! Want to cuddle?"

Ashley: "Were not Night Friends"

by Walker California Ranger September 12, 2009

Food Friend

A friend who just hangs around just for food and cares less about anything else.

"So I'm having this party next weekend. Who do you think I should invite?"
"Don't invite John. He's such a food friend."

"I can't wait for the picnic today. There's going to be a lot of food. Maybe I'll be able to talk to Jane."
"Good luck with that. She's just a food friend."

by Caleb Lowell April 18, 2012

foreskin friend

two ppl playing with their foreskins like puppets.

adam and joe r serious foreskin friends.

by OLDFUCKLIFEMAN November 2, 2010

farmville friend

1. A friend who you have nothing in common with except for games like farmville, cafe world, or mafia wars.

2. A person who adds you as a friend via facebook only for the sole purpose of increasing the number of neighbors in his/her farmville, or members for mafia wars.

1.
Joe: hey, have I ever met you someplace, you look familiar.
Mark: no, I needed more neighbors for my farmville so I requested you.

2.
Greg: whose Mark?
Joe: no one special. Just a farmville friend. I'm going to delete him since I'm tired of playing farmville.

by silverbackink May 23, 2011