french fry braid

When a girl's braid is so dry, crispy, and thin it resembles a French fry.

Katie: Look at her braid! it's so ugly!
Emily: Yeah, that shit is a French fry braid!

by emzies_ October 23, 2015

Maniac French

Referring specifically to French people who have spawned from the potato fields of Northern Maine. These people tend to be more hyperactive than your typical French person, with ADHD tendencies. Anyone with the last name Leveque, Olette, Pelletier, or Albert should be considered highly suspect.

John has started 4 different projects and haven't finished one. That's because he's part Maniac French.

by Dementia Douche February 27, 2023

French Dip

Its where you are vigorously eating out your partner while shoving a baguette dipped in marinara down their throat

Baby, I want to try the French Dip tonight.

by PP destroyer May 9, 2018

French abortion

A French abortion is when a woman performs oral on a man then proceeds to spit the man’s semen into a shot glass the man then drinks the shot

Gave the misses the old French abortion last night

by Dipshit douglas December 21, 2022

were not french

Basically it means I don't fuck with you

You don't associate yourself with that person

AMIE: Hey how's it going??
Jeremy: uuuum were not French...

by Jerbear7075 May 30, 2017

French Whore in Church

Southernism
1. Referred to as being nervous or scared, similar to if a Whore were to attend a church service

worse than a normal whore in church

"Shit, I'm nervous as a goddamn french whore in church!"

by ogunga June 14, 2020

french bubber

pl. french bubbers
a man that is of french descent, but is a total retard

"i have to be completely honest with you, but my friend luca is an absolutr french bubber."

by slkebby March 24, 2021