hoe face

a word used as a friendly insult towards your friends ;or a rude comment to that chick you hate.

1. your friend flirts with the guy who obviously wants you, so she's a hoe face.
ex. " jessica you hoe face, he doesnt want you."

2. the girl you hate walks by, looking better than you in the shirt your wearing.
ex. " that bitch has my shirt on, fucking hoe face."

by marissa =] June 22, 2008

Blowfish Face

The puckered lipped face that girls on social networks like facebook and myspace use to make themselves look "sexier" when infact it makes them look like a blowfish

Tina has 650 facebook photos and in every single picture she is doing the blowfish face in a failed attempt to look hotter.

by roc18 July 30, 2011

smush-face

an ugly creature who appears to have been ran over by a school bus and then repeatedly smacked with a shovel

"Oh my God, I look like smush-face!

by arbmag98 July 23, 2011

Pickle face

The sour expression a woman makes when getting a facial

Instead of smiling with glee, my wife makes a pickle face when I give her a facial

by Absinthe Drinker May 1, 2008

face jock

An attractive man who receives a lot of oral sex, thus "riding face" like a jockey on a race horse

"Man, those girls are all over Eric; he's such a face jock!"

by Osito June 16, 2006

Soup Face

When a girl wears too much make-up, walks in the rain, and arrives at your dorm with liquid streaks down her face that resembles soup rendering it impossible to have sex with her.

Dude did you nail that chick?

Nah, she was a soup face, so I was gagging too much to get it up.

by Harrison 3 October 22, 2010

fart face

One who has a permanent facial expression as if ready to "let one fly".

Wow, that woman has a major fart face!

by daltheacat December 3, 2009