Ethan Whallon

A Simp

Ethan Whallon is the biggest simp I know.

by Matais July 25, 2019

Ethan

The sky.

Dakota: Hey Ethan!
Guy: Who are you talking to?
Dakota: The sky.

by Reven's #1 Kitten August 20, 2023

ethan

A guy who wants a girl named tanisha, has a 3ds xl and has a youtube channel

Ethan wants a girl named tanisha sorta bad

by Rython July 20, 2018

Ethan

Ethan such dick and farts all the time. Some how though he is still tan in winter. All the girls think he is so cool but once you get to know him you which you didn't. He is the biggest pick me you would EVER met. And i swear that all ethans are gay lmao. Just be careful if you know an ethan.

Oh no that ethna let out a fart again ethans are such pick mes

by your mummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm September 12, 2022

Ethan Morrow

A gay boy from some island no ones heard of

That guy is such an Ethan Morrow

by Blainey69 April 21, 2019

Ethan

Ethan is a very complicated person. He has multiple interests, musically inclined, and has a good home life. He has a lot of things going for him, but still feels empty. He feels sad and doesn't know why. He will do anything for anyone who will do the same. He's most likely a drummer or guitar player and probably plays one of those in a band. He smokes a shit ton of weed and often smokes with his best friend's, Darryl and James. He is a good, quiet kid and loves Jimi Hendrix. Ethan is a god

Some dude: Bro, that Ethan guy can fucking shred dude
Ethan's best friend: I know man, he's a god

by Dolphincock69! March 27, 2023

ethan

likes men, never touches grass and never gets women. only grinds sweaty games.

ew, ethan is there. let’s stay away from him

by ethanlikesmen123 November 22, 2021