Ass-Douche

Gay asshole

that fag thought he could kick my ass what an Ass-Douche

by watthefrukbitch May 2, 2009

douche pocket

a cooler way to say douche bag, funnier, less offensive, something someone wrote in my health book

He was such a douche pocket, i just couldn't help but laugh.

by Kat January 1, 2004

Vagiant Douche

Definition 1: Vagiant - derives from the words Vampire + Giant, meaning something extremely large and awesome nothing is bigger than a vagiant. Douche - a word of many meanings, but in this context, it is used as an insult, generally to those of the male persuasion, when referring to someone who possesses all of the qualities one might imagine when thinking of someone named Chad, Guy or Butch

Definition 2: a person, generally male, who behaves like a comlete idiot to the point of douchebaggery however, with an extra spice of complete outrageousness

Person A: Look at those flip flops, tight shirt and sunglasses Chad is wearing. It's winter.
Person B: That guy is a vagiant douche!
Person A: Agreed.
Person B: Mango
Person A: Hot Cross Bunnies

by JEKAMANGO January 24, 2011

douche bag

The slang usage of the term dates back to the 1960s. Douche bag, or douche refers to bad qualities, specifically one's swagger, ignorance, and/or cruel intentions.

Michael Moor's such a douche bag because he places himself on a pedestal in his movies.

by Zepln8989 April 20, 2009

Douche Bone

When a woman gets a sex-change and becomes a "man", the penis of the new "man" is called a Douche Bone.

Her pussy is now a massive douche bone!

by semajdroflah December 28, 2007

Douche paste

What a dirty whore needs to get the crusty build up out of her mouth, and the infection out of down south.

For the stench of rotting death wafting out of her orifices the old whore needed to score some douche paste.

by sinner86 December 17, 2007

douche-a-rator

Someone who embodies the quality of a douche during an action.

I just got cut off by some douche-a-rator in a BMW.

by stompp September 27, 2010