Do the Bukowski

A period of time, that you decide to devote to drinking and smoking alone. Not caring, but feeling good about, that you will contribute nothing to the world during this time.

I got bored of everything and did the Bukowski for two weeks.
And after that the world looked better, at least for a while.

Sometimes you just have to do the Bukowski.

by B0hem January 22, 2011

do myself

Masturbate...

I do myself before going to bed every night. I did myself under the desk.

by astrobeardman June 16, 2017

do factor

the sex appeal of someone or yourself based on a scale of -100 to 100

man my do factor just rose to 100

by Lou November 1, 2003

to do for trade

When a gay man perform oral sex on a straight man with no expectation of reciprocity.

See that blond sailor over there in his dress whites and a bulging package? I would do him for trade.

by Josepk K. September 7, 2005

doing a jodie

getting so drunk on a saturday night that you might have been anally invaded on the way home... you just cant remember

"Fcuk me saturday night was a blur.. I was proper doing a jodie"

by team 2 February 20, 2008

Doing a Pelican

Doing a Pelican/DAP (noun): The action of recording the noise a pelican crossing makes, then waiting for a blind person and a lorry before playing it back.

Frank: "The walk to town today wasn't too bad, I got at least 7 points doing a Pelican."

James: "Fancy a quick DAP?"
Mark: "Sure, I've already got one saved in my phone!"

by adamnshame April 18, 2010

do a clinton

to engage in oral sex.

They are a circle of friends who routinely do a clinton.

by uttam maharjan February 13, 2010