Dad

That one guy who likes to leave me and my family

Child:Wheres dad?
Mom:He left

by Damo The MadLad February 20, 2020

your dad

a fictional character said to be on a legendary quest to find cigarettes and milk

your dad is a fictional character

by wejfoiwjefo September 21, 2022

Your dad

He went to buy milk 5 years ago and hasn't come back yet.

Bro, he left like your dad!

by CozThe February 5, 2022

Dad

A father figure that many of you may not have and that's okay.

I wish I had a Dad
Me Too!

by ramarin March 15, 2023

Dad

Sucking your fathers dick until he moans so loud

"Want me to give you a blowjob daddy?"

by hfueijrheip February 8, 2021

Dad

The person everybody is supposed to have in life but loses to a gallon of milk and a prostitute.

I aint seen my dad in 16 years fuck that bitch.

by pseudonym12345678909 January 20, 2022

I love hot dads

I love hot dads means that a person is attracted to hot man that are dads.

Person one: “hey look over there that man is hot”
Person two:”he’s a dad”
Person one:”man I love hot dads.”

by Bear5599 February 5, 2023