nose-closer 

a release of intestinal gas, especially one that smells particularly bad

That nose-closer was enough to disperse a riot.

nose-closer by The Return of Light Joker November 11, 2010

desktop closet stuffing 

After noticing how much junk you have on your computer desktop, you create a new folder on the desktop and dump all your junk in it. You repeat this many times, dumping junk into folders and folders into other folders until one day when you're cleaning old junk off of your computer, you open up the folder on your desktop and are assaulted by the onslaught of never-ending junk and folders, creating a result similar to opening up a closet one of your ex's has stuffed with mountains of junk they said they cleaned up and having it all fall on you.

Bob didn't really feel like sorting through all the old porn on his desktop so he did a little desktop closet stuffing and dumped it all into one big folder.

desktop closet stuffing by JohnJJS January 3, 2012

Drama Closet 

The place for the a quicky for the drama geeks and weirdos of college

"Where is Jane?"
"In the Drama Closet with Mr Johnson..."

Awkward silence

Drama Closet

Drama Closet by HarryTheBongSmoker April 9, 2013

Oven Closed 

An expression used to declare to your fellow male friends that an attractive women is nearby. Simple and random, it can be shouted across a room and not raise too much attention.

"Oven Closed."
*everyone looks around hectically*

"Man I think I left my Oven Closed"
*everyone casually looks around to not get caught*

Oven Closed by IndigoPluto August 19, 2013

Zoot closet

The place you reach when you are so astronomically fucked up that you reach a new dimension of faded. All control has been long since lost. Usually results in catastrophic events.

"Man Luke was so turnt last night, I don't what the hell he was speaking on. Nigga was in the Zoot closet! "

Zoot closet by warreng4real June 20, 2015

Beer Closet 

Alcoholism

At 5:55 am, Fred asked the gas station attendant when the Beer Closet opened. She replied 6 am, to which he responded, I can't wait that long.

Fred needs to "come out of the Beer Closet"

Beer Closet by Johnny Bigleg September 12, 2015

Broom Closet Job

A job or promotion received due to having sexual relations with the boss, supposedly in a broom closet.

Tiffany didn't climb the ranks based on merit. She got broom closet jobs.

Broom Closet Job by AnonBPlugIM January 26, 2016