The biggest dickhead in the world. Honestly fuck this guy. Why was he even on the Dream Team? I do not know.
by Timcal July 19, 2018

Christian School Christian schools are terrible places where the teachers make you want to completely give up on everything. The work is intense and the people are bitches, preps, hoes, and some of them may be extreamly religious. Most of the people in the school are related and the ones that aren’t in the family get treated like shit. Truth is, everyone in the school hates it and they think of it as Hell on Earth. If you know anyone who goes to this terrible place, give them a hug... and even if you don’t believe in God, pray for them...
by Secret Satan May 19, 2018

Cristian has a really big cock, he is sexy asf too. This kid has the sexiest face and is getting head from 74 girls this year, he also likes soccer and football and is a god at siege
by Cburgess_17 January 9, 2022

A boy who is the biggest cock of all time and is a male prostitute at night but in the day he engages with activities which you can only do with 1 braincell but lucky for him he only has 1 braincell however unfortunately he is unable to do any activity that require 2.
Tru fax speaker: Did you know Christian is the biggest slut of the town
Tru fax enjoyer: Yes i did know that and i completely agree with you
Average twitter user (is a dream stan): I think Christian is a very normal person
Tru fax enjoyer: Yes i did know that and i completely agree with you
Average twitter user (is a dream stan): I think Christian is a very normal person
by ImTwisTy January 20, 2022

Christian Gallagher is the perfect mix of everything. He's liked by everyone that meets him, even if he doesn't thinks so. He is an amazing boyfriend, yet sometimes he can get annoying. He loves you for who you are and treats you like you're perfect. He calls you beautiful, even when you know that you're not. He is loyal, sweet, charming, and somewhat dorky. He never keeps secrets, and always knows just what to say to make you smile and blush.
by starfish_088 July 11, 2019

christian is a gorgeous man with a giant dumper. his ass is the biggest around and has all the ladies talking about it for days on end. it is so big you’ll even dream about it for weeks.
by christianluvbug123 October 1, 2023

send help! 💗🤣🎀
we have a conspiracy theorist as a main representative for our school and piles of cat liter in the classes when we have floods. also mrs gregory has a dick unfortunately‼️🫵
we have a conspiracy theorist as a main representative for our school and piles of cat liter in the classes when we have floods. also mrs gregory has a dick unfortunately‼️🫵
by underwingtalkative February 11, 2024
