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counter-suck

When you nut and ygirls mouth and she spits it back into your penis hole
Damn my dick hurts, girl gave my the counter-suck
by Fourjewinthebasement January 17, 2018
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clunty

both clumsy and cunty at the same time.
susan: omg! did you see roberta at the water cooler just now??
rebecca: yes, lmao! i can't believe she spilled on jeff.

susan: she even had the nerve to not apologize. so clunty.
by Vera Zaun June 16, 2018
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Count steek

Count steek is a meme that originated from a french person saying 'count' instead of 'cunt' and 'steek' instead of 'steak'.

You may also say different variations of the expression to insult others, like: Steeky count , Steekiest

Another fun way of using this is to randomly insult others or simply just shout 'count steek' to confuse others

This is also used to annoy the person who originally mispronounced these words, he is such a count.
Count steek is a funny replacement for any insult

person: 'You're a fucking count'

person: 'Shut up you steek'

person: Look at that steeky count

person: 'We have steeks at the cafeteria ! '

person: You're the steekiest person on the planet
by Countsteek June 21, 2018
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Count

A instigator of drama, conflict, and anything that is pure in gamming today, also a coward who is to afraid to fight on equal terms with anyone and makes excuses for everyone, plz ban, block, and remove all contact hes involved in, including all game servers.
hey look its the count x'D!!!! what a loser
by =Count= October 16, 2018
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Counter-Drift

The act of countering another cars drift.

Accurately predicting another racers drift line and taking an alternate route to prevent a collision or achieve an overtake.

Accurately predicting another racers drift line and taking an alternate route that crosses at greater speed at a later or earlier point, effectively countering their line. Used for overtaking and collision prevention.
I almost hit him, good thing I counter-drifted.
by DiGiTaL DOPE September 2, 2018
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Counterflow

To move opposite perceived trends - of direction or magnitude - in order to gain distinction or advantage. To move against the flow.
As ideology polarizes, some individuals have adopted a counterflow strategy. Moving opposite the herd, not just in thought but, in terms of engagement. Reserved when others are engaged and engaging when others are reserved.

The most desirable selections are to be found not at the front but, rather, at the end of the banquet line. So I move in a counterflow fashion.
by doc finch September 4, 2018
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counterpat

When someone pats you and you pat them back
Guy: *pats neko*
Neko: *purrs*
Neko: *counterpats*
Guy: heheh I like headpats.
by Another_Guy September 12, 2018
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