Half wank

When you start to wank and intend to finish but get unexpextedly interupted during the act and are not able to finish your wank.

Frank was wanking of in his room but suddenly realized that he left the stove on. He went down to kitchen and put it out. In this process he forgot about the wanking and therefore only ended up with a half wank.

by Aviemore halb wixer March 10, 2018

wank couch

A couch you should never ever sit on. Smells a bit musty and tacky to the touch.

This is the wank couch, I'd sit somewhere else if I were you.

by Camo Clown February 16, 2017

whale wank

A person that has a large ego and compensates with his whale cock.

E.g- This guy is such a whale wank!

by USS.ARIZONA HELLCAT March 5, 2017

public wanking

Someone who tries to secretly jack off in public

Gavin has proved public wanking is possible.

by TheLittleDickToucher March 6, 2017

skinny wank

receiving oral from a skinny woman

Hey Billy, did ya get a gud spunkin from the skinny wank ye fuckin lad?

by spunkatom July 9, 2016

yorkshire wank

Four blokes in a field having a communal tug

I saw those guys having a Yorkshire wank on the moors few days ago

by James Brucellosis July 9, 2016

soft wank

when you wear a soft glove and have a quick tug

Jordan "Mam guess what i just did" Jordan's Mam"What did you just do" Jordan"I had a soft wank with your glove and its all soggy"

by Softwank69 June 18, 2016