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wank nipples

it is self explanatory when you splooge over a birds tit and it runs down the nipples,
also used when playing slender the arrival and u shit urself
something jumps out at you , "aaah wank nipples",
by bung the booce November 13, 2014
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wank waste

The sperm from masturbation that would be discarded in a tissue and thrown away.

To call someone a 'wank waste' would be to insinuate that they are unworthy sperm or a worthless human undeserving of the life they have.
you fucking wank waste!

I knew you'd fuck it up wank waste!

wank waste!
by Smokaloca March 19, 2011
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polluted wank

when you are masturbating and in the last seconds before you cum, the wrong thoughts enter your mind
ah man, again just before seconds before I came, David Letterman's face appeared in my thoughts, i can't stand when i get those polluted wanks, you just don't enjoy the orgasm
by MasterBJB May 10, 2018
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Bare-Bulb wanking

When a man wanks only with the tip of his dick AKA bare bulb
For bare-bulb wanking to work the dick should be fully erect for the entire time.
by ProfPm_StuSm March 15, 2025
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Organic wank

An organic wank is one that you have without the assistance of pornography. Pretty uncommon in the modern era, it might involve waking up with wood, and having a lazy tug only *imagining* Mia Khalifa rather than watching her online.
"Nah bro, I'm doing No Porn November. Only organic wanking for me."
by Heterococks November 7, 2022
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Big Telly Wank

The act of cranking one out involving the use of the largest screen in the house (usually the TV in the living room) to watch pornography.
I'm sick of squinting at my phone screen in the toilet while the missus is home. I've got the house to myself tonight so I'm going to crack open a can, get pornhub up on the 60" in the living room and have a nice big telly wank.
by sproates April 29, 2021
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administrative wank

A wank used to simply relieve stress, boredom, or to simply helping with going to sleep
After a good day's work nothing gets you in a relaxed mood better than an administrative wank!
by Hipernova8 March 22, 2024
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