green monster

the act of inhaling marijuana smoke from a blunt-like apparatus while simultaneously recieving oral sex from a woman

"Bobby failed that drug test."
"Yeah, I heard he was getting a green monster in his car."

by H-Trashy May 13, 2010

monster eye

red, irritation of the eyes, usually accompanied by excretion and discomfort, which looks like the eyes of a monster

Sara has monster eye from her allergies.

by anth from cleveland December 14, 2008

yawn monster

when somebody yawns almost constanly. all of the time.

"oh my goodness...your such a yawn monster"
or "baillie is a yawn monster"

by chelsea. February 20, 2008

chawdad-skidoodley-saurous monster

a fatty lip full o' tobacco
(chew)

Sheyooo boy, ill tell you what, after a long hard day of work, a chawdad-skidoodley-saurous monster sure hits the spot, right James?

by seth821 January 15, 2008

Monster

Someone who continually chats up females around the work area, particularly when they are older or younger than them.

That Jamie is a total monster

by markoz December 16, 2007

Monster Mitts

over sized paw attached to a female of the species.

King Kong over there in the corner sure has a pair of monster mitts.

by monster mitts April 7, 2009

monster gringe

when someone drinks monster nonstop all day

my friend dave went on a monster gringe and couldnt stop jumping around

by Dave Crane February 23, 2009