sloppy dallas

It's like a blowjob but with a mouth full of dip, basically it would look like a turd on your shaft.

Girlfriend: Hey babe want me to do a sloppy dallas?
Boyfriend: Hell no my dick looked like a turd for a week.

by RogueNate007 October 15, 2020

sloppy dallas

When a girl packs a lip full of dip and gives you a blowjob

Hey Jimmy did you get that sloppy dallas last night from Linda

by Bobrossballin October 15, 2020

Sloppy Stephens

The version of sloppy seconds for people who really don’t fucking care. Could be seconds, could be fourths, could be 10 different guy’s loads in. Popular practice in the Central - North Devon area in the UK where young ladies collect vast quantities of jizz

“Holy Fuck!” exclaimed Stephen, “I got sloppy Stephens on a fat girl in Sandford last night & it was like punching a wet lasagne!”

by Petting Zoo Pete June 26, 2018

Sloppy Cronkite

When two people try to get each other off, and the first one to get off says, "That was the way it was."

Hannity & Colmes were caught in a closet giving each other Sloppy Cronkites.

by Muddy Guy February 1, 2007

Sloppy thick

A body that is thick but put together in a sloppy way

Ewww, she got too many rolls. Her body is so fucked up, she’s sloppy thick.

by Pr355PLAY November 2, 2019

Sloppy Dallas

A blowjob with a mouth full of dip

"Ay bro, my girl gave me a Sloppy Dallas"

by iBlx3r October 15, 2020

south carolina sloppy joe

The sexual strategy where one person marinates his/hers ass in a bucket of feces and barbecue sauce for approximately 30 min. After the marination process, one person will eat the ass of the marinated individual, while the other will give oral to the gentilia in order to stimulate maximum pleasure.

Abd was unable to arise from his bed this morning because Chris and Trevor gave him a South Carolina Sloppy Joe.

by Anklebreaker71639 January 26, 2016