When a man, naked but for a pair of fluffy socks achieves a hard on and quickly scooches around on a carpet building up a static charge. Once reaching full charge, he approaches his sexual partner penis first delivering an electric shock upon touching.
Man: Fear me for I am Zeus, wielder of the lightning dick.
Recipient: We're just villagers of Pompeii!
Man: Don't worry, this shouldn't hurt. The eruption of the volcano will cum soon enough, and you will drown in the rivers of my frothy ejaculate!
Recipient: We're just villagers of Pompeii!
Man: Don't worry, this shouldn't hurt. The eruption of the volcano will cum soon enough, and you will drown in the rivers of my frothy ejaculate!
by thetriplemsquad February 26, 2021
Get the Lightning Dickmug. by Koonman69 August 14, 2022
Get the Dick Blanket/Dicky Domug. by DarrenHelen July 21, 2022
Get the Susie dick breakermug. Something really good as in;
Relates to when you slap your dick on a woman’s pussy lips, because it’s so good it gonna make you cum.
Relates to when you slap your dick on a woman’s pussy lips, because it’s so good it gonna make you cum.
by The_Spartan148 April 4, 2020
Get the Slaps Dickmug. When a female or male interest has some many guys trying to get to her that it is nye impossible to even utter a word that will reach her ear.
Godamn bro I super liked her and sent her a DM but shits been on delivered and unread for weeks now. She got a dick wall in front of her.
by Mixiemac January 21, 2025
Get the dick wallmug. You know when you open a tube of Pillsbury dough and it all comes pouring out. Well biscuit dick is when you are checking out attractive women all day but you are in public, like at work or school, and you can’t do anything about it. So you have a slight chub all day that just wants to burst out of your pants like a tube of Pillsbury biscuits.
by QTheIceCreamMan February 26, 2018
Get the Biscuit Dickmug. by thomo tankliff September 5, 2019
Get the dick munchermug.