Dick boy

A person with a tiny dick but guys will think you're calling there dick big

Girl: damn you're a dick boy

Boy:thanks!

by 69420funny October 30, 2020

Dick-tac

A rude guy with a tic-tac size manhood.

...did you see that car swerve in front of me?? This dick-tac cut me off!!!

by MNtransplant December 8, 2019

dick spaghetti

After masturbating for a long period of time you finally shoot cum all over your belly. You then proceed to walk like a disabled person with Parkinson's to the shower to wash off all the semen. But the semen, instead of washing of easy, gets stuck in your pubic hair. It then forms some sort of 'layer' around it.

A: Dude, yesterday I was watching this video of someone giving this girl a huge semen bat and I came so much I created dick spaghetti in the shower.
B: Ew what the hell man?!

by Wacky Noodles January 16, 2017

Get a rustlers ya dick

1. A statement that is used to discourage a person from disappointment as a result of unrealistic expectations. The origin of which comes from the Rustlers Burgers alluring sales pitch, only to be terribly disappointed as you bite into a soggy-bunned nuclearly calcified burger!

2. A statement that can also be an implication of an unhealthy dose of scepticism.

Guy one: " Hey man I'm going to quit smoking, stop getting drunk and hit the gym!"

Guy two: " Man, as if, get a rustlers ya dick!"

by Jo the Jo April 22, 2018

3 holes for dick

A soulless half a woman with no personality and unable to control emotions with traits such as being able to be jealous of other women and body shamed so all it is good for is it's holes that a penis can fit in

Shut your mouth with that lady talk, you 3 holes for dick

by Zeitgeist997 April 26, 2025

loopy dick

A loopy dick is a penis that can do loops and can twirl better than a ballerina. Loopy dicks are very stretchy and bendy.

Man, I had to work with the craziest mothafucker last night.
He must've had a loopy dick.

by Momdix April 7, 2017

dick wedge

Dick wedge is a word for when a males pants are pulled up so tight around his penis that it bulges out around the seem createing a weggie in his dick and balls

Oh wow look at his dick wedge! -
DUDE what with the dick wedge-
When Jacob say down he had a major dick wedge

by Dick wedge March 26, 2019