My dick

13 feet long but actually 20 but I don’t wanna scare anyone

My dick is 13 feet long

by Jennatools July 2, 2022

dick ripple

When someone makes a really stupid post in the lj community indiefucks.

Finestdrops has been making a lot of dick ripples lately.

by Sum Fgt March 7, 2005

National grab your boyfriends dick day

May 12th. The day where all you girls grabs your boyfriends little man

It’s national grab your boyfriends dick day

by markwasowzki May 9, 2019

Dick Powder

Dried shit. On your dick. Nothing more to add.

"Bro, I forgot to wash after i pulled out last night, I got dick powder covering me."

by Rina Glass March 27, 2022

Dirty dick toucher

A siko that hangs out in public spaces, hoping to see something to touch his dick over.

That dirty dick toucher needs to get hit with sticky seeds...

by Catanablade August 6, 2020

vacation dick

Dick that you can only have once in awhile because it soooo good...hence, for two weeks a year max (vacation time).

Girl, that was so real vacation dick. If I had that all year long, I would never get any work done!

by Santana0520 June 12, 2016

National suck dick day

is the day you suck the fuck outta yo nigga dick. You must suck his dick and swallow 12 times throughout the whole day.

Sloppy Toppy.Double Hand Twist.Gawk Gawk 3000. National Suck Dick Day🤤

by yourdadsycksmyass June 24, 2022