Dick Beacons

Generally used as a name for really nice breasts. No matter the size. They are so perfect they cause uninvited erections. Sometimes at the worst moments.

Guy 1: Hey man how did the presentation go?
Guy 2:Not good, I couldn't take my eyes off the instructors dick beacons. I couldn't lose the hard on at all. Just did it with a pitched tent.
Guy 1: Awe man now I'm pitching one from you talking about her dick beacons.

by Noremac1981 December 6, 2020

swanked dick

A crooked, small, misshapen or ugly male appendage

Jonathon has a swanked dick

by Scarecrow 14 December 15, 2020

buxom dick

A short and fat dick. Kinda like a tea pot short and stout.

He pulled down his pants and I saw his buxom dick

by Smurphy17 August 11, 2024

Dick Whistle

The Female equivalent to the term "Pussy Whipped", the term was invented due to an excess of women pursuing the same man, all of which would follow his every command. Credits to Gregory, for discovering the phenomena.

"Greg why do your exes still text you so much?"
"I don't know man I guess they are just Dick Whistled"

by LeoTheLionBme January 15, 2025

Dick

a) Something I enjoy from time to time
b) genatailiaaaa of a female shit I mean male

c) what hitler is

Last night I sucked shreks big dick

by MILFLOVERUwU September 16, 2021

Small dick Carl

A Carl with a very small penis. He compensates by driving big trucks, and owning a collection of very large chainsaws.

Look at that guy with the really big chainsaw! I think it's Small dick Carl!

by Profound Observations July 11, 2025

Snot-Dick

gonorrhea discharge from the penis

After you sleep with a local whore called Dirty Jessica you contract snot-dick

by BitchTiddies69 May 11, 2022