National suck dick day

This wonderful holiday falls in may 24th

Mark: do you know when national suck dick day is?
Tiffany: 24th of may

by Bigdickblackdude69 May 23, 2022

Self Inflicted Dick Punch

When you throat blast a girl and then proceed to punch her throat containing your penis

Dude I Self Inflicted Dick Punched that girl so hard last night. She needed vocal chord surgery. Do i feel bad? No, not at all.

by Picklerickkk69 June 20, 2018

dick

long weiner in ur pants

He has a long dick

by CockGobbler6969420 March 4, 2024

Dick debacle

A situation in which you're with a hoe, and she notices that your dick looks wack.

"Yo Jim, yo dick look stank!"
"Shit dude"
(Dick debacle)

by LordFarquad71 February 11, 2015

Zach’s dick

Massively large

Some people say Zach’s dick is bigger than a giant horse cock

by Rando1234683 April 10, 2023

Dick

Dick is a slang word the means penis or

It is a thing to eat or what you can call someone

Daughter :can I eat your dick

Dad:sure sorry it’s really big it’s raw so eat it its on the stovetop
Daughter : 🤤 yummy

by XboxkidJr April 13, 2022

Dick Riding Roulette

When two Lactose intolerant men both eat an entire tub of ice cream then proceed taking turns riding each other's cocks until the rider sprays the ridee's crotch with a stream of diarrhea.

The winner is determined by how kinky the couple is. The loser buys the anti-diarrhea meds.

Sorry I'm late to work today, Bill and I played Dick Riding Roulette last night and my stomach has been upset all morning.

by Banana_Snake February 25, 2023