Urban Dick

Person who believe the words and definitions on Urban Dictionary are legitimate.

Urban Dicks are partially responsible for the dumbing down of the population.

Dude: Bro, Bromance is not a real word, you cannot get a quadruple word score.
Bro: Dude, Bromance is totally a word, it's in the Urban Dictionary
Dude: Bro, don't be an Urban Dick.
Bro: Dude, I thought we had a Bromance...

by DanTheUrbanDickMan October 6, 2016

laytons dick

laytons dick is massive

layton pleases zohara with laytons dick

by zandl January 20, 2024

Dick

The fun swingy like toy that is in between your legs. It is quite sociable and is quite loooooooooooooooooooong

hey mom look at my dick - son
Wow! its huge~ - mom
I want it - Food

by throwaway69420 April 10, 2023

slap dick

A modern way to tell a nigga to fuck off

Amy: Hey how are you
Jaquan: Bitch why the fuck u bothering me slap dick

by NiggahCat October 24, 2020

Big Dick Supremacist

Women and big dicks.

Why do I hate women? The same reason people hate White Supremacists. They believe a group of people (Small Dicks) are inherently inferior to another group of people (Big Dicks) based on an immutable quality. Sure, they may say that there is nothing wrong with small dicks but it's always followed up by "I just prefer big dicks". Kind of like how a a homophobe would say "There is nothing wrong with gay people but I just don't want them throwing it in my face". Therefore, being a Misogynist is just being Anti- Big Dick Supremacist.

by Hym Iam January 4, 2021

National Suck Dick Day

National suck dick day is on 6th May.
Get you dick sucked or suck someones dick and celebrate

Tom:You hear what tomorrow is?

Jessica:The 24th?

Tom:No National Suck Dick Day!

by Dicksuccer69 May 29, 2018

Dwarf Dick

A below average male penis yet is abnormally thick, derived from the traditional fantasy Caricature of the Dwarf who are usually shorter than your average human yet are incredibly strong and muscular

Girl 1: "My boyfriend has a telephone pole dick, he's got length but it really doesn't tickle my clit."
Girl 2: "Huh, my boyfriend has a Dwarf Dick, not the longest but he's so thick I'm afraid he's going to tear me apart by just entering"

by Benisrlyhappy February 26, 2020