Kettle dick

Something always ready and waiting to blow.
Brian is like a kettle dick when it comes to sex.
by Getato February 03, 2021
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Dick joke

All/any joke that Nikki laughs at
Nicki, she only laughs at dick jokes
by 123datboi123 February 06, 2019
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Dick Koozie

A woman whose sole purpose is to hold dicks and keep them at the appropriate temperature, much like a beer Koozie, only this is meant to maintain warmth.
by Broken Drifter September 06, 2020
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A dick

Something transgender males don't have
"That transgender male doesn't have a dick!"
by StarberryCreetH September 28, 2023
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A dick

When you're too good on starwars battlefront and kill anyone in your way
by SomeKidWithaLightsaber November 26, 2021
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A Dick

Yeah, no, I'm GONNA be one.... You know I'm gonna be one! Look at the shit around me!
Hym "Nah, I'm gonna be a dick. You look like a skeleton that was brought back to life with some kind of aryan magic but they screwed up the spell and you didn't finish forming all the way.... So, yeah... There's that... And here's this: 🖕*boop* It's not free either. You owe me $5.95. You can save $2 if you take both of them. Here: 🖕*wahbam!*🖕 *kapow!* Get both today for $9.99! 100% of all proceeds goes to a plane ticket to a place where prostitution is legal. Call in the next 30 seconds and I will steal from a charity."
by Hym Iam July 11, 2023
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