National Have Someone or Yourself Rub Your Dick Day

May 22nd

Do you know what may 22nd is?
No
It's national have someone or yourself rub your dick day

by Yeah133 May 22, 2022

Meyer dick

The curvature of the penis to one side or another. It is usually accompanied by a curvature of the nose as well

Muck has got that meyer dick wheel sire

by Longdong24 May 6, 2015

Pencil Dick

noun, descriptive

<===8

ayo what up its ya boy skinny penis <===8

( the literal definition of pencil dick )

by dave harley May 9, 2022

Dick

Short for richard:

Dick: I have a lovely name.

by americlda July 6, 2023

Dick

A name that is short for "Richard." Not a name for the rude bit of a male (looking at a bunch of ignorant and rude people)

Hello, my name is Dick. Do not use my name as a word for a man's private part.

by The Truthful 1 January 29, 2023

My dick is massive

Something said by a guy with a micropenis

Person1: My dick is massive!

Person2: no it’s not...

by Guy with small dick July 22, 2018

Dick

Jake Fischer

Wow Jake Fisher is a real dick

by NotJakeFisher April 8, 2018