Dick catfishing

Dick catfishing is when a dude sends you pictures of a dick that’s not really his or stuffs something in between his balls and dick then puts underwear on so you can see a bulge hence making his genitalia look bigger then it actually is.

I finally meet with Kaivon last night and,he totally dick catfished me so I just got dressed and left. This guy is definitely dick catfishing people with that photo, his dick is just NOT THAT BIG.

by Lexi loveless January 30, 2022

Big dick rams

THE GREATEST HIGH SCHOOL FOOTBALL TEAM EVER IN HISTORY. BDR FOR LIFE, ESK FOREVER

The Big dick rams take the field against the east side pussies.

by Bdr leader February 21, 2020

Put The Dick Away.

1. Used when a guy is boasting or is too full of himself, to tell him he needs to get real and be more modest.

2. Used when a guy is too horny, to tell him he needs to cool down and stop thinking about sex. Cf. "take a cold shower".

(1)

I could pick up in 5 seconds every chick in the club!

Dude, put the dick away. That's too much!

(2)

Boy: You look so sexy tonight, wanna follow me to the restroom?

Girl: Put your dick away, you're sicko!

by Lukes*8 November 29, 2015

Dick Hogger

a guy who wont allow the world to enjoy his dick like he knows they all want him to

Guy 1: Dude that girl totally wanted your dick!
Guy 2: I know, whatever.
Guy 3 (off in the distance and under his breath): What a dick hogger...

by Oliver Woodstock October 16, 2011

dick bitch

A bitch who is also a dick

lowkey your man fine..
BITCH TF YOU A DICK
No i'm not a dick bitch!

by pedro pascal wife February 14, 2023

Deli Dick

A man of middle eastern descent that works inside of a deli or restaurant and conducts himself like a dick.

That guy is such a deli dick.

by master release plz November 15, 2019

dave the dick destroyer

Dave is a man who just wanted to enjoy his egg salad sandwich in London Bridge, Platform 2. However, he was stalked by a small 12 year old girl. Therefore he did not enjoy his sandwich.

Dave the dick destroyer really destroyed my dick.

by Angle the egg layer January 16, 2025