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Dick chopping

Wow, did you hear about Tobey's dick chopping? Guess he's done dealing with kids.
by AbsolutelyNotEilish December 16, 2020
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Meyer dick

The curvature of the penis to one side or another. It is usually accompanied by a curvature of the nose as well
Muck has got that meyer dick wheel sire
by Longdong24 May 6, 2015
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Blueberry Dick

Derogatory term for a Overzealous police officer.

Also known as a BD

This explains the overzealous police officers who overvalue their efforts and who believe they are more important than they are. In reality impodence better describes them. Wears bulletproof vest and pretends to a a real police officer even if they are not certified and just writing parking tickets. They talk about how fucking cool they are for driving a police car even if they cannot use it and saving the day. He then masturbates thinking of putting cuffs on a crack head from behind even if he doesn’t have arrest authority.

A BD will certainly have some sort of thin blue line flag.

A BD will wear a vest of pagers, radios, flashlights, knives, CPR pocket mask, tasers, batons, badges.
John showed up in his cruiser with police gear on even though he is not a certified officer and started writing parking tickets. John is certainly a blueberry dick
by 6601 November 21, 2019
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Dick Licker

A person that tries to figure out how many licks it takes to make a penis cum.
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by Clevemeyer December 15, 2015
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Urban dick

Someone who uses the urban dictionary to an inappropriate extreme
They’re such an urban dick, always using words that’s don’t exist
by MsMaryMack December 20, 2021
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My dick is massive

Something said by a guy with a micropenis
Person1: My dick is massive!

Person2: no it’s not...
by Guy with small dick July 22, 2018
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Dick Whisperer

A person that knows how to make another hard or erect.
That person over there is a real Dick Whisperer. they can really make you hard

Alternative: Specialist in persuasive interpersonal engagement and advanced motivational techniques focused on male-centric morale optimization.
by karu_hundu October 6, 2025
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