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chickle dick

chick•le | \ ‘chi-kǝl \

A dangerous condition in which a guy’s dick is no longer satisfying enough for his girlfriend during sex. This condition is the result of the female partner’s excessive use of over-stimulating sex toys.
Female: “Ever since I started using the brand new 12-speed Cock-n’-Hammer-Pussy-Rammer-9000 that I got from the office secret Santa party, Ezequiel’s chickle dick just doesn’t satisfy me anymore. I think I’m going to break up with him.”

Male: “Don’t ever let your girl start using vibrating dildos, you might get that chickle dick.”
by TickleMeHarder April 15, 2021
mugGet the chickle dickmug.

rehearsal dick

The old dick you have to get, before you get all the new dick, because it's been a while since you had dick, so you have to reacquaint yourself with the ways of dick.
"We're definitely gonna have sex soon...I'm nervous though, I haven't had sex in aaaaaaages"

"You need to get yourself some rehearsal dick first, reacquaint yourself. Get the old little black book out."
by That_Bev December 8, 2017
mugGet the rehearsal dickmug.

Bitch Dick

A small useless penis. To be used as an insult.
by Loothoarder53 February 22, 2017
mugGet the Bitch Dickmug.

MARKSMAN DICK COMPLEX

You are minding your own business and this guy hates his job as bored to tears.
You been here over an hour and did II tell you , "I am doing this because I have MARKSMAN DICK COMPLEX as my superior has a much bigger DICK as I snuck a peak at the urinals before they erected the urinal walls but you must exit the property immediately and dumb ass bus rider " as I have a bus pass";, " I don't care".
by NEW HETEROSEXUALITY July 19, 2021
mugGet the MARKSMAN DICK COMPLEXmug.

Dick

Dick, Dick is a penis.
by Smexy 😩 May 27, 2021
mugGet the Dickmug.

Dick-Dweller

A dick-dweller (or cock-walker) is someone who enjoys being the bottom or receiver during sexual intercourse and displays themself in a slutty manner.
Bro, Stacey broke up with me

How come?

She cheated on me with like 5 guys at once

Dude, she is such a dick-dweller
by The Shit Giggler March 10, 2024
mugGet the Dick-Dwellermug.

vacation dick

A dick the size of a baby arm that will render a women helpless for a least 2 weeks after taking it the time of a standard vacation.
Girl he had a vacation dick I couldn't walk for 2 weeks!
by KCdefinesshit June 7, 2016
mugGet the vacation dickmug.

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