I recovered from Covid-19 from Sturgis 2020, but got a breakthrough case at Sturgis 2021 from another Dumb Dirty Biker.
Having intercourse with someone with the initials R, P or J in such close proximity to your bestfriends sleeping arrangements that they cannot avoid hearing her moans and his whimpers and subsequently masturbate to it
by Orgyfucklove May 22, 2023
When a big black guy fucks you relentlessly
by Unintended preference November 21, 2021
by CleorTheMermaid January 19, 2022
Same as a normal sock surprise, however, it is done with a used sock and going commando. The resulting odor can be used as either an aphrodisiac or as a way to disorientate your new friend.
guy 1: Did you pull off that sock surprise last night?
guy 2: You bet!...but I did a dirty sock surprise. As soon as I pulled that magic out and she caught a whiff, it was as if candles lit the room and kenny g played played a single breath solo...she didn't care about the size of my penis anymore, love was in the air!
guy 2: You bet!...but I did a dirty sock surprise. As soon as I pulled that magic out and she caught a whiff, it was as if candles lit the room and kenny g played played a single breath solo...she didn't care about the size of my penis anymore, love was in the air!
by james_m October 30, 2014
Dirty Najm is great.
by Urbandictionary 1 July 05, 2023
The sexual act of farting directly in someone's eye. (Tonometer is the tool used by eye doctors to test for glaucoma by emitting a puff of air on the ocular surface)
by inCozNito September 22, 2017