Dick

A thing you have sex with and make baby’s with them

When I had sex I saw a huge dick

by Sodacan588 May 19, 2018

Sniff Dicks

Nickname given to John Cena by the legendary Bruce Blitz. Applicable whenever John Cena tries to kiss the crowd's ass or tries to get a crowd to cheer for him by pandering to them but fails miserably.

Sniff Dicks is doing his usual ass kissing routine.

by KOR1996 March 6, 2017

dick rider

someone who fuck with jas

someone: omg i love jas so much

Ugly bitch Lauren: you’re a dick rider then ew

by amara1016 November 30, 2018

dick tionary

dick tionary- it looks like a dictionary but its a porn mag

rick:do you wamt to go look at dick tionarys
todd the jock:hell ya brother

by lokiprime_is_mine February 28, 2018

Roller dicking

When you are in a professional online slalom competition and instead of cones they use dildos.

Are you nervous for the roller dicking grand prix? Nah man I was up all night practicing

by ConstellationKnight March 24, 2021

Dick-straction

A random fling with a man to distract you away from having sex with another man you're really into.

Kitten: "I just started dating this guy and I'm really attracted to him."

Nina: "Have you slept with him yet?"

Kitten: "No, I don't want to rush that but I'm so damn attracted to him. It's going to be tough."

Nina: "Not necessarily, you need a "Dick-straction" to hold you over."

Kitten: "Where's my black book!?"

by NinaPetite May 8, 2009

My dicks bigger

If you have long legs you have a humungus dick is so big when you get a boner it wraps around the world 8 times

Hey Aria My dick is bigger because my legs are longer then yours you have short legs = one inch pinch. Long legs = My dicks bigger

by Hoes be mad June 29, 2022