A dick the size of a baby arm that will render a women helpless for a least 2 weeks after taking it the time of a standard vacation.
by KCdefinesshit June 7, 2016

Often confused with big dick energy. Bent dick energy is when one possesses under confidence in ones self, when in actuality they are a bomb ass person. They are often severly underrated, if not observed closely one might appear shy of boring, but once you get to know them, you realize their true potential as a dear friend or perhaps legendary lover.
" I dont know much about that guy Alex, he doesnt talk much" "He's just got bent dick energy, hes actually pretty epic"
by Smolpapi May 5, 2020

"Girl I heard you were with Javon last night. How was it?"
"Girl he got a quickie dick. Don't play."
"Girl he got a quickie dick. Don't play."
by Brownblood March 17, 2023

by Sufferinsuckatash October 30, 2021

The old dick you have to get, before you get all the new dick, because it's been a while since you had dick, so you have to reacquaint yourself with the ways of dick.
"We're definitely gonna have sex soon...I'm nervous though, I haven't had sex in aaaaaaages"
"You need to get yourself some rehearsal dick first, reacquaint yourself. Get the old little black book out."
"You need to get yourself some rehearsal dick first, reacquaint yourself. Get the old little black book out."
by That_Bev December 8, 2017

by disco123 January 28, 2022

by Fuckmedaddaddywithrooster April 21, 2019
