An Uncle Tony, someone who not just owns the shit, but owns all of the shit. The person you think you know, but truly has much more depth that you wouldn't expect. Now add the ability to overcome, conquer, and destroy anyone or anything to that mix. You may not know Uncle Tony, but Uncle Tony knows you.
by Flokifreak October 27, 2021
Get the Uncle Tonymug. A middle age black man you will find lurking in clubs, usually wearing a suit or some sort of fresh outfit. They will want to take you for a spin not only in the bedroom but on the dance floor.
Tyler: there are so many uncles in here.
Chloe: yeah I know man watch out.
Next day...
Tyler: remeber that uncle that tried dancing with you last night haha!
Chloe: don’t remind me -_-
Chloe: yeah I know man watch out.
Next day...
Tyler: remeber that uncle that tried dancing with you last night haha!
Chloe: don’t remind me -_-
by Robsy January 23, 2018
Get the Unclemug. A term used to describe the midsection of an extremely fat and possibly homosexual man. It is a large, protruding ring of fat along the waste made especially visible when tight Adidas tops are worn by the person possessing it.
by JOBLO41 August 3, 2017
Get the Uncle D's Spare Tiremug. Uncle pudge is the hottest man alive. girls names paris is very obsessed over him. Uncle pudge is so sweet, caring, and have a great body. His wife has no competition because paris will always win no matter what. Uncle pudge WILL marry paris no matter what happened. Uncle pudge will catch a case JUST for a girl named paris.
by paris ;) November 3, 2020
Get the Uncle Pudgemug. 1.The man who teaches you the things you didn't learn in school.
2. The man who shows you things you were not supposed to .
2. The man who shows you things you were not supposed to .
"Last night my uncle showed me where children come from" Said laura "Really? My uncle showed me that when I was 4" Replied Stacy
by An intelegent human January 20, 2020
Get the Unclemug. by GoofyAwwCat October 18, 2022
Get the Goofy Aww Unclemug.