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Stove-Top Nasty

The coolest of the cool. Like if The Fonz and a freezer had a child in Antarctica.

-But then, somewhere in Alaska, a young Brad Pitt smoking a cigarette had an immaculate conception caused by 'the holy spirit of swagger' whispering in his ear. And he bared that child.

-And then, those two babies grew up to be adults, and met each other, and then fucked. (in an igloo)

--and those two conceived a child, the female carried that child for 9 months, and then gave birth to a healthy baby, and then put sunglasses on that baby...
...that baby would be 'Stove-Top Nasty'
"You just got your dream job?!?! Stove-top nasty."

"That live Led Zeppelin concert last night, where they resurrected the dead members of the band just to play for 12 hours straight was fucking stove-top nasty."

"She IS stove-top nasty, marry her this instant!"

"What does stove-top nasty mean?"
"Its something some of us are just born knowing the meaning of, and others aren't."

"It's all stove-top nasty, nigga"

"If Jesus was a modern day gangsta, he would be fucking stove-top nasty, for sure."
by ~Easy E April 14, 2014
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top of the ferris wheel

To bring a lady to orgasm through use of the fingers.
Omg mate I went to the fair last week with Nancy and I took her to the top of the Ferris wheel at the top of the Ferris wheel.
by cooljonesey November 2, 2015
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bottoming from the top

Bottoming From The Top! A top still being top while letting their bottom take charge.
Bottoming From The Top:

Person 1: Did you read that fanfic where the top bottomed?
Person 2: Yeah.
by usergillyflower October 14, 2021
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Top Notch Tiger

The best student ever possible. Maybe even a robot. Does their work on time or even ahead. The epitome of a top class student from Morse HS.
Nate was the top notch tiger since he did not give a f*** about sleep and just focused on his school work.
by nakedtofu September 23, 2013
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Like a tank top

Something a ginger kid said at Fantasy World in Kissimmee, Florida who most likely had corona.
I scored a goal! Like a tank top!
by IndigoCircus January 18, 2021
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Top Hatting

When an extremely attractive girl sits on an extremely attractive guys face naked and presses her pussy into his face and TOP HAT's HIM!
What did you do this weekend??? I totally was Top Hatting 5 guys this weekend and performed my famous 'Rabbit in the Hat' trick TWICE! I am David Fuckingcopperfield!
by Magic_Merle August 23, 2011
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top bin

did you here about jimmy

yeah he is top bin
by xX_NOObslayer_Xx112 November 11, 2022
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