turtle bobbing

When your poop keeps coming in and out like a turtle Bobbing

Trent let me go to the restroom I'm turtle bobbing

by Mcsavage02 July 14, 2016

turtle bath

A bath that is extremely cold and causes the males penis to shrivel up like a turtle. Usually taken for injuries or fevers. Only can happen to a male since they have penises.

I had to take a turtle bath last week to help my fever go down, my junk was practically gone since it was so cold!

by Thewolfsdove June 10, 2016

Turtles

i like turtles

Turtles are very fast.

by s0n_0f_n3ptun3 May 15, 2016

turtled

to hide something from someone else.

We had a 1 pet in, 1 pet out rule. No pets. My wife ordered a couple of turtles without telling me and just thought once she brought them home i would be ok with it. She turtled me!

by slogson June 2, 2016

Turtle anal

When your dick is so huge,as that of a turtle's,and you do anal to your gf.NOT doinf anal to a turtle

-tyrone:man did you hear the new rumours?
-ollie:no wha' happened
-tyrone:jhonnie just turtle analed the fuck out of jessica

by Cyberdildon January 22, 2018

plasma turtle

Loving, caring, and wishful guy. He hopes for the best and loves everyone he lays eyes on.

Did you see that plasma turtle? Damn, I think I love him.

by Partydrummer04 February 5, 2018

turtle spank

When someone likes to hear the sound of somthing being spanked

yo turtle spank stop spanking those hams!

by turtle spank February 5, 2018