lasagna tits

When your tits are so big that they are unattractive and look like they are full of lasagna.

How could you have sex with Agnese? She's got those big ol' lasagna tits.

by Cpt. Daddy April 19, 2018

tit strafe

A woman's intentional brushing of her tit(s) against the arm or back of a flirting target.

Scarlett Johansson gave George Clooney a tit strafe on her way to the bathroom.

by A non e mouse December 14, 2013

Shelf tits

Tits that you could substitute for a shelf! They are full and firm. No sagging on those bitches!

Bro 1: Fuck man, look at those shelf tits!!
Bro 2: What the fuck are shelf tits?!?
Bro 1: They are tits that could act as a shelf dumb ass. You know when your hand accidentally misses their shoulder and instead lands on their tits and it’s like a shelf. Those are shelf tits, big tits that don’t sag.

Bro 2: Oh I get it, I am coining that term now. And dude your hand never accidentally misses their shoulder, your in denial if you think that.
Bro 1: Hey don’t coin my term man it’s mine. And I am happy staying in denial. More shelf tits for me!

by Um…Yeah, I do this for fun! November 30, 2021

Tits train

A train consisting of requests for TBE's tits.

I finally joined the tits train, and TBE fulfilled my request!

by mynamewasusedbysomeoneelse January 29, 2009

Turbo tits

A word to describe a fat man with big tits

Used in an argument or banter to offend the opposition by abusing there tits "fuck up turbo tits you fat cunt"

by Hey fat pants January 26, 2020

Tit Sticks

verb- to blunder/stumble over ones words

that girls hawsht
TIT STICKS!!!!
i mean hot as shit

by sexyDORKS July 7, 2010

Freebie Tit

When a girl randomly exposes her breasts, with no expectation of anything in return.

Dude 1: ''When Samantha and Jessica drive car together they oftentimes give freebie tit to pedestrians.''
Dude 2: ''That is super nice of them! I wish more girls did that!''

by TitsAreAwesome August 2, 2012