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Jesus moment

Having a moment that is god-like or like talia.
Talia is having another jesus moment
by zziiggggyy December 9, 2008
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Sweet Jesus

Giving or receiving oral sex while saying the lord's prayer.
oral sex while saying:

Our Father who art in heaven,

hallowed be thy name.

Thy kingdom come.

Thy will be done on earth, as it is in heaven.

Give us this day our daily bread,

and forgive us our trespasses,

as we forgive those who trespass against us,

and lead us not into temptation,

but deliver us from evil.

and there you have it you just preformed a Sweet Jesus
by Jesus Bro December 5, 2013
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jesus of suburbia

Jesus of Suburbia is at it again...
by Ben Verow March 6, 2005
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Baby Jesus

Ashley:"Oh my gosh she has one serious baby jesus!"
Sammy: "Oh Baby Jesus!"

(hahahaha)
by Ashsam February 27, 2009
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coachella jesus

The purposeful inebriation durung 3 day music weekend, that it replicates the absence of the savior of Christianity.

Note- use of pre-meditated choice to inflict cognitive absence.

And, like main stream Christianity, there will be no proof that you really left at all.
“Bro, Featherweight Tyler went SO free-spiritedly high AF last weekend, he left reality Friday and came to Monday morn. He’s , like, Coachella Jesus” he resurrected himself.
by Craig Rasputin May 26, 2018
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Jesus lizarraga

Has the fattest cock out there just built different And usually an absolute unit
Bro he’s just Jesus Lizarraga
by Fax unit August 17, 2020
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Jesus Christ

1: have you heard of Jesus Christ
2: yea hes based as shit
by KronnixzMcShitnuts April 26, 2022
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