Waffle

A creature who is dumb but has a void inside of it. Older than time itself. Troll

The Waffle was older than the world.

by pato_ April 19, 2022

Tweedle waffle

A person almost comparable to a twat waffle, but more useless

She expects everything... But does nothing.. and even her genitals smell like overdraft ... the dumb tweedle waffle

by Megumi Luna July 18, 2018

waffling

When you try and act so smart but no one can understand what you're saying. Or when you have no answer but try to explain it, or (last one) when you're lying.

Eg. Stop waffling. Wow you waffler

by wowowoowowfdfreg February 15, 2019

Waffling

Talking nonsense.

Sales rep is waffling again!

by Loopt March 3, 2017

kush waffle

When you're making waffles after smoking weed, and you accidentally put weed in the batter

Dan: Yo you got my weed?
Jamal: Nah man sorry, I made a kush waffle on accident.

by BillClinton'sDickButt April 1, 2015

Waffle Toast

Just a guy who likes making videos. Specifically, the Transformers figure Reviews, shitposts, and Lego MOC's kind of videos. With his relaxed off script format, Waffle Toast will bring you through the many ups and downs of Hasbro's catalogue and more!

"OH SHIT, a wild Waffle Toast! Dont let him near that Animatronic!!"

"Yo, did you see Waffle Toast's new review? It was pretty good!"

by Pseudomarauder July 29, 2025

The Waffling Tomas

When an uncircumcised man (Preferably a Tomas) cums but pinches his foreskin to make a balloon, and then proceeds to arrange his body in a way where it lands on his face, eating it all.

1: “Wheres T-man at”
2: “Oh you know how he gets before events, he’s probably pulling The Waffling Tomas”

by Xiaopinglingding November 30, 2024