Blood Sausage

noun.) Typically referencing the end result of a man having intercourse with a woman on her period, or removing his member from any other orifice that may leave him gleaming as if leaving a tomato bath.

"My girlfriend said she likes blood sausage. So I waited until she was on her period, fucked her, and served up exactly what she desired."

by Sin 2 Win July 6, 2017

Sausage factory

The hole in which the human body produces the bum sausage.

I just went to the toilet and made some massive bum sausages fresh from the sausage factory

by Filth monger. April 15, 2022

sacred sausage

Sacred Sausgae : A name for your man's penis that you feel is special to you .

*Recives a dick pic*

Friend: Can I see that picture?
You: No this is my Sacred Sausage !!

by Sacred Meats September 2, 2021

Sausage

The meat from the pig wrapped in the pig's intestines

I want Sausage for dinner

by Aussieboy61 March 5, 2015

So Sausage

Someone who brings the sizzle not the drizzle

“He’s so sausage”

by sizzlenodrizzle November 27, 2021

Sausage Monster

When you are sleeping and wake up to banging in your wardrobe and open the wardrobe realising that its your dad fucking your sister with a big fat juicy sausage while he is eating cookies and forces you to join in while your dad rips out a bottle of lube and sticks it on your cock forcing you to fuck your sister and cream-pie her wet pussy then waking up and realising it was all a dream then walking in on ur sister webcaming to old pedos.

“I had an umpleasant nightmare about the sausage monster last night”

by CreeperAu February 9, 2021

Sausage

Can be used to describe someone who is making silly mistakes and you don’t want to offend them by swearing at them.

Person 1: I just gave the customer the wrong change..

Person 2: What a sausage.

by Tman5711 February 1, 2025