Reverse Midas Touch

See 'Jackass Of All Trades.'

Somebody who is absolutely useless at any task.

Turns everything to crap.

Ask him to perform a task and he will make a substandard effort.

Tradie: "Hey boss, why did you fire T?"
Boss: "Because he was fucken useless, the Jackass of All Trades had a Reverse Midas Touch."
Tradie: "Whoa, fuck me dead and call me Mary, I guess the company was going into the shitter..."

by Schteeeeve March 6, 2022

reverse dim sum

At Costco, you push the cart and take and eat the food from the sample stations.

At a dim sum restaurant, they're pushing the cart and they're giving you the food to eat.

"I'm going to have Costco reverse dim sum for lunch."

by Murica! June 4, 2017

Uno reverse card

A powerful weapon of mass destruction used by the Soviets during the battle of Pepe where the radical meme group JOE got asked who joe is witch led to the death of 69 civilians and 420 injuries. The Soviets used the weapon after their motherland was called gay. JOE quickly surrendered but the Soviets had to give up the use after the U.N's ban, due to the increased threat of sanctions and their economy starting to run dry.

Why did I waste my time, was this worth it?

The Uno reverse card killed thousands of blind crippled retarded orphans.

by T3e May 21, 2020

Reverse Palm Trigger

When you trigger the back of your palms by impacting them together. The antonym of Palm Trigger.

He's reverse palm triggering at 200 decibels :O

by Shinigami Prophet July 11, 2011

Reverse Texas Roadie

A noun. When a morbidly obese women rides you, reverse cowboy style, while you’re driving your car.

“Yo Phyllis gave me the best Reverse Texas Roadie on our drive to the city today.”

by YaBoiiii100-31 November 3, 2019

Reverse Purple Dragon

when you pull down her pants to eat her out, but her dick slaps you in the forehead

This bitch gave me a reverse purple dragon last night

by TheJewKiller678 May 28, 2018

Reverse Ninja Turtle

A man with well defined, possibly protruding abs. Instead of a shell on his back, he has a "shell" on his stomach.

That guy has done so many sit ups he's become a reverse ninja turtle.

by reverseninjaturtle July 18, 2016