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Russian Leaf Blower

"Russian Leaf Blower” is a grotesque and derogatory term allegedly referring to an inhumane act of filling a bag with warm feces and hurling it at Ukrainian soldiers or civilians, intended as a crude form of psychological or biological harassment. This concept, while not verified as a widespread or officially recognized tactic, has been mentioned in dark humor, propaganda, or anecdotal accounts to mock or dehumanize Russian forces amid the ongoing conflict.

The term itself is a twisted parody of an actual leaf blower, repurposed to symbolize a vile, degrading attack rather than a legitimate military strategy. It may also reflect the broader use of improvised, non-conventional weapons in warfare, though its actual occurrence remains unsubstantiated
ONG we all hanging and giving each other Russian Leaf Blower
by Ilovesetex April 14, 2025
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Russian

An inbred Mongol rape baby from a fake shithole that claims it and itself to be superior to all yet is too afraid to return to his Golden Horde vassal once it leaves.

It will always blame all of its failures on well-deserved "Russophobia" rather than its own subhuman genetic inferiority and project all its flaws onto its superiors (A.k.a. everyone else) while stealing the history of actual, superior countries (Like Ukraine). They grunt Mongol and Turkish loanwords and call it a "language" whenever it's too tired from a diet solely consisting of toilet cleaner and stolen Ukrainian bread it was too stupid to preserve after being confronted by facts that threaten its brain-dead, brainwashed, propaganda-fueled worldview made from Kremlin fake news propaganda networks like RT and SputnikNews.

These walking chromosome surpluses will attempt to rationalize its midget-run dictatorship's imperialist and totalitarian actions and policies.

When it inevitably fails to do so, it will return to its hovel to weep into a Putler love pillow while shoving a Stalin-shaped dildo into its ass as a coping mechanism like the weak spineless Nazi it is.

Its fake overgrown shithole with no history is collapsing by the day, and will soon meet the inevitable and well-deserved fate of being partitioned between its rightful owners of Ukraine and other real countries, with its inbred population being put through the meat grinder of karma like pigs to the slaughter on the final days of the operation.
Oh great, I stepped into a pile of dog-Russian.

Finally got my tickets to the 2018 Special Olympics - I can't wait to see the all-Russian contestants.

No wonder the Russian ruble is falling - actual countries put an embargo on chromosomes.

Don't worry, ma'am, your son will be fine - we managed to successfully remove the Russian from his brain.

I am pleased to announce that there is no more Russian in your lymph nodes - you are 100% cured.

Sorry I tripped you, it was completely by Russian.
by DeathToTheKatzapstan June 8, 2023
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Russian Phone booth

When two men scissor legs so that their testicles and erect penises are pressed together, upon assuming this position a third person (male or female) must take a complete mouthful of vodka (without swallowing it), apply a single condom to both shanks, splash more vodka on them, then fully hoop both dicks.
While aboard, the third person must then spit the vodka into the mouths of the first two participants that were wrapped up together, the move only being considered complete when persons one and two have both had a drink and they all yell out "BLYAT" in unison.
I just watched three homeless guys pull off a Russian Phone Booth behind the Denny's on MacLeod. It was like a train wreck, I didn't want to watch, but couldn't look away.
by SkumKrank August 27, 2025
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Russian pull out

When someone who inserts their penis into another person and tells them they will pull out, but at the last minute doesn’t and cums inside them.
I promised I wouldn’t cum in him, but then I gave him the Russian pull out.
by Sue Casa April 18, 2020
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I don't speak russian I speak soviet

What literally i will say when i am in RUSSIA
me:*goes to russia*
russians:do you speak russian?
me:no
russians:then what language do you speak?
me: I don't speak russian i speak soviet
russians:how does this make any sense
by ihandlethisidk September 14, 2022
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Russian

Russian is synonym to words "murder", "occupier"
I am proud to be Russian, because I murdered a child with its mother in the most beautiful Ukrainian Port - Mariupol.
by Frank986 April 11, 2022
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Russian nose ring

Cumming in someones mouth the same time you make them laugh so cum shoots out their nose
Becky was pleasing me and i told a joke as i came and she got a Russian nose ring
by GeneralAirlo June 19, 2023
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