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Moon

This is the smartest, intelligent, and interesting guy you will ever meet. If your name is Moon, you will most likely become very wealthy. So youse your cards wisely.
Omg is that Moon? I wish I was as rich of a businessman as him!
by Fredricka July 2, 2021
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Moon

A wonderful name, for a wonderful personnality...

Moon is unique et different from others. She hates stereotypes and people who are superficial, that's why she doesn't really stay with “popular person”.
She likes calm and silence, but she can be very loud and funny with their best friends. Friends are very important for Moon, she would do anything for them. Moon also loves money, and she is very ambitious. She's quite small, with short hair, but she's in reality a giant. Nevertheless, her heart is the biggest ever !

Moon is very smart, probably the first in her class, she loves everything to be perfect.

She doesn't really appreciate change, she would like everything to stay as it is.
It's quite difficult to become her friend, but once she likes you, she'll never let you go!
Me: Hey Moon, can we be friend ?
Moon: You just spilled yogurt on your T-shirt...
by Moo00ooo0oo0n November 23, 2021
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Moon Money

The money you spend from your moon bag / profits from an investment that has mooned.
Just bought a new Tesla with moon money from my dogecoin bag. LFG!!!
by LowerCasel September 5, 2021
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Moon Gooning

Not to be confused with the Sun Gooning. It is a practice for when you sit too long to stretch your Moon Hole. Requires Elk blood and a Moon Goon license. Developed by Soup and the Goons.
"Bruh my Moon Hole hurts."
"Hey, I got some Elk blood and peyote; we can Moon Gooning to help that."
by ThrobbinElFuego December 1, 2023
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Moon-Cucked

An individual who sacrifices their personal pride for the sake of the larger goal or mission.
"While his crewmates Buzz Aldrin and Neil Armstrong touched down on the moon in the lunar lander on July 20, 1969, Michael Collins Moon-Cucked and piloted the Columbia Command Module as it stayed in lunar orbit."
by Jesús de Pollò January 28, 2024
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Moon Gooning

When you’re in the starfish position edging yourself under the moon and stargazing
Bro I did some moon gooning last night and it’s the most fun you can have by youself.
by Flash99 December 6, 2023
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Maga Moon

A significant day in history on 11/08/2022 where a pending extreme election landslide for American republicans referred to as a red wave, where a rare event called the blood moon has occured, that is conincidantally the same time as the witching hour (3am). A blood moon signals the falling of a king where power is given to the people, a Republican form of government, hence the Republicans taking power.
This is no ordinary blood moon, but the MAGA moon
by countchokcula November 7, 2022
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