golden waffel

WHen a girl says she is squirting but she is really peeing.

Your girlfriend totally did a golden waffel me last night!

by Joe low August 24, 2017

Golden rule of the internet

The rule that only one person on the internet may have an opinion on what is and is not funny

"Dude that video you sent was unfunny as shit."
"Don't you know the golden rule of the internet? Only what i say is funny matters."

by Neg is better at risk of rain November 18, 2021

Golden Dome

It is getting dome (head) in the 69 position as the bottom, while the top, showers you in gold (urine).

Lots of people say it is the most beautiful dome, the best dome, the most expensive dome.

Donald Trump only gets Golden Dome and recommends it to all Canadians for the low low price of becoming the 51st state.

by Jermaine R May 28, 2025

Golden Tunnel

When you piss in someone’s asshole

I need to piss, time to give Makayla a golden tunnel

by DaddyDirk November 30, 2024

golden hour

golden hour is a type of sunlight directed to something and it gives it a golden colored look

oh wow it is golden hour

by ashleigh123456789 March 30, 2021

Golden

A way to say “painful sex”

I had golden with my girlfriend.
I had golden with my boyfriend.

by icl pmo sybau September 6, 2025

Golden Hammock Spoon

A word for when a golden retriever decides to hop into a hammock with you
Or
An imgur upvote

Aww, look at that Golden Hammock Spoon

Dude, just got me a Golden Hammock Spoon

by MerMaker June 4, 2018