Angry Pterodactyl

The act of performing a violent hand job on the gentleman to your left and the gentleman to your right, simultaneously, while flapping your arms like a prehistoric bird taking off from a rocky cliff.

Angry Pterodactyl; a nursery rhyme.
Hickory dickory dock
Fast Pat has two handfuls of cock
The clock struck two
Cody and Riggs shot their goo
Then dropped Pat at the end of the block

by El Conquistador May 5, 2021

Angry pirate

when you place your ball bag on your woman's eye like an eye patch and shit in her mouth, while drinking Capt. Morgan's .

Bruce favorite way to get back at his wife is to angry pirate her.

by Railrdr October 29, 2020

Reverse Angry Dragon

The act of blowing your load up her nostril, so it goes down her throat in her mouth, transforming her into a little sperm breathing angry dragon.

My Dom reverse angry dragoned me, while shooting his load up my nose.

by Anne_Bonny July 19, 2019

Angry Scotsman

Getting a reacharound from an angry Scotsman with a beard that rests on your shoulder awkwardly

Got an angry Scotsman last night

by Wise_old_wolf February 2, 2022

hair angry

The highest degree of anger. When you are so mad, you want to chop all of your hair off.

I wouldn't talk to her right now. She's hair angry.

by hdfvgsuzh February 9, 2019

Angry Welch (feminine)

When a woman is in the heat of passion and punches, kicks, elbows, head-butts, or back-hands a man right in the dick.

That misogynist got what he deserved; an Angry Welch (feminine) right to the balls.

by Madame Lillian February 11, 2025

angry yop

Hard Ejaculation

She was begging for a drink so I gave her and angry yop

by Scraggers December 2, 2020