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statuetory damages

What you sue someone for when they created a stone image of you, either because they did so without your permission or said sculpture was of an uncomplimentary design.
Crispin Glover never said dat da "Back To The Future" producers could use his likeness in their sequel-movies, and so he was able to successfully sue them for statuetory damages.
by QuacksO March 21, 2025
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Statisticalised

And before I knew it, I was statisticalised.
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Statistics never lie — so that’s why they lie about them.

A way to say some statics are rigged as fuck and only shown to best represent the one showing the numbers
"Those charts look convincing... until you realize they left out half the info. Statistics never lie — so that’s why they lie about them."
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Statistebating

Publishing fabricated statistics to make those in charge look good—after firing the people responsible for reporting the real numbers.
The President was caught with his pants down, Statistebating the jobs numbers in the 2nd quarter because he was embarrassed by his failure to
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Shatussy

what you get when you wipe from back to front as a girl. shat and pussy, shatussy.
"her shatussy goes hard."
"shes always up in her shatussy"
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stats shark

An annoying person, usually a junior in high school, who asks an admit for a particular college for their stats (extracurriculars, essays, grades, etc.)

Reasoning behind it is that if they copy their profile, they will also get accepted, which is NOT true.
Person 1: I got into MIT and some bum online asked "Congrats! Can I see your ECs and essays?"
Person 2: What a stats shark
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