Drake Snake

My girlfriend left me after seeing it.

Person 1: *vigorously beating it*
person 2: im breaking up with you
person 1: why
person 2: drake has a fatass cock and

you dont. (drake snake)
THE END

by mygirlfriendleftmefordrake May 28, 2024

breakfast snake

Morning wood

I wish I had a girlfriend who enjoyed breakfast snake.

by sosueme August 15, 2016

snaking

The act of going through life taking every possible shortcut and being an entitled and arrogant dick about ones success earned through that way of living.

Bro1: Where is Andrew?
Bro2: Skipping lectures, prolly. But he'll show up tomorrow to hand in the essay that his buddy wrote.
Bro1: Bam! Snaking through life like a mofo.

by EN34 July 27, 2016

Snake

Someone who pretends to be a really amazing person and claims to be your best friend forever who is always there for you but ends up backstabbing you by talking shit about you to others and by “best friend” which turns out to be the complete opposite.

Brianna: Omg! Did you hear that Victoria Mallard ditched you without you knowing and said shit about you to her bitchass friend Dina?

Flora: Bro, yes I did! Gosh, she is such a snake!

by CreamInMyFuckingAssLol October 13, 2022

Snake dust

When the lucky participant is able to snake dust off of slims snake. They will need to have a smoke and regroup.

Hey Jen this chick just came to snake dust me, you in?

by Old lady24 July 28, 2022

Snake

Sophie Henderson

ShEs SUch A sNaKE

by Yeetpotman September 25, 2019

Sarasota drain snake

To help loosen someone's bowels with your poop broom

After eating all this cheese i needed someone to give me the old Sarasota drain snake, to end my constipation.

by Le Stefan August 25, 2018