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SEXY BEAST

when a guy is so sexy that you cant just use the word sexy to describe how sexy they are so you need to call then a sexy beast
daaam that dude is a sexy beast
im so fucking sexy beast
by i dont like gavin November 1, 2020
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sexy beast

A sexy beast can be sexy, can be beasty. Just a overall cool person, sexy beast. Have a lot of hair on your head or anywhere. Your a sexy beast.
Have a fat a$$. Ur a sexy beast. Is a cocky f-boy and does sports and thinks hes cool, sorry boy not a sexy beast
Damn Alesha so confident, whhata sexy beast
by notursexybeast March 26, 2017
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Sexy Samara

A super buff man who is very attractive in looks
Woah! Look at that Sexy Samara! He’s so attractive and muscular! He just made my day. He’s probably super good at fortnite too
by anonymous June 24, 2023
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Sexy

Sexy, hot, cute
"That chair has sexy legs" my year 7 teacher
by 73.7 boiled potatos February 7, 2023
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Sexy Salmon

When a woman has a seizure during sex but you keep trying to have intercourse
Me and Becky did the sexy salmon and that’s why she is in the hospital
by The Fish Fingerer October 29, 2018
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Sexy Son Hypothesis

AND THAT IS EXACTLY WHERE CRITICAL FAT COCK THEORY COMES IT TO PLAY!

Hym "THERE IT IS! 'Sexy Son Hypothesis' or 'Critical fat cock theory Jr.' as they call it in academia, is the theory that women select to have attractive sons. And it sounds like it's derivative and it's bullshit because I should be getting some credit for some of this. You got a guy on YouTube who openly admitted to gang rape in explicitly terms. You got dudes trading social capital as a means for prostitution. I can't get any credit for anything I'm seeing shorts right now. How am I not the lesser of many evens here? My fundamental interactions are a VISIBLE FALSEHOOD OF SOMEONE ELSE'S CREATION and SOMEHOW... THAT! ISN'T ACTUALLY MY PROBLEM! THAT... has NOTHING TO DO WITH ANYTHING and is somehow a FIXED FACET OF REALITY and cannot be altered in any way. THAT! Doesn't need to be addressed in any way shape or form! The quality of my entire existence is contingent entirely on whether or not a fat-shit who's better off than me needs a break.
HERE I SIT! Wondering why? As everyone else wonders why? Why is the suicide going up? Why do epidemics abound? COULDN'T POSSIBLY BE THAT COULD IT? Nope. It's clearly that's just how things are. And it isn't incumbent on anyone to change their behavior... Except for the person... Who has the problem... With the way that things can't not be... Because it would require someone other... Than the person with the problem... To change their behavior... EVEN IF the problem... Is the people... Who aught not have to change their behavior... because people don't have to change their behavior... And so long as their behavior... Only affects your outcome... RATHER THAN THEIRS... They are justified... In that behavior... Because the are receiving... The outcome that is desirable... Regardless of the circumstances... That is how society is structured... And that isn't the problem... Sure. People believe is Bigfoot so in that context it really isn't that much of a stretch. That's what I think about your Sexy Son Hypothesis."
by Hym Iam August 28, 2023
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sexy woman

something neither me or you have touched
a human female with big boobs and GYATT
something which is impossible to rizz
Timmy : "wanna rizz that sexy woman"
Jimmy : "you'll never succeed"
by sigmawarlord July 18, 2024
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