[rusty] cannonball

A rusty cannonball is when one passes wind into a sheet or an item of clothing and the item is thrown at someone.after the item hits them the item should"explode" and wreak havoc!!

Jimmy:I was chillin with connor the other night when I decided to fart in my shirt and rusty cannonball him.

Sean:aww man that's ruthless!!

by jimbob8jim March 26, 2008

rusty firepole

seen during anal sex when someone hasn't quite cleaned themselves properly

Man, I was reamin' this chick's ass out last week and when I pulled my shit out it looked like a rusty firepole

by JPnEB May 24, 2008

rusty ladel

similar to a rusty trombone but for females; eating a girl's ass out while fingering her vagina (hand looks like a ladel).

hey Lucy remember when I give Roger a rusty trombone some stranger gave me a rusty ladel, it felt sooooooo good!

by masputofuckinfatbitches November 1, 2008

rusty firehose

Describes a person with uncontrollable, watery diarrhea, or the act itself. Anyone so privileged as to view the output would note that it resembles nothing so much as the expulsion of a rusty firehose.

I stayed home from work because of the stomach flu and had a garbage plate for lunch. I spent the next three hours on the throne doing my impression of a rusty firehose.

by wellwhoopdedooo February 10, 2009

Rusty Crouth

Someone who has red pubic hair.

shut the fuck up rusty crouth.

by The24Shiz April 21, 2009

Rusty Septum

The act of fellatio, when the male has feces on his penis, most commonly after anal intercourse.

I totally got a rusty septum last night and then that bitch tried to kiss me, so I slapped her in the face.

by Jeru Tha Damaja May 2, 2009

rusty charrie

A cowboy hat that has seen many stampede party's.

A worn-in cowboy hat that has the option of looking really cool or really gross.

"Look at her sweet rusty charrie!"

"That is the ugliest rusty charrie I have ever seen! Oh my!"

"That girl has no clue that her rusty charrie is disgusting"!!

by El Bremaulty July 7, 2009