A “Scarlett Lovering” is any rash or mark on the skin, usually in the form of a circle or patch, that happens after fornication with a usually grotesque individual.
Sorry I can’t hang out man, I slept with Nikki last week and i got Scarlett love rings all over my crotch
by Nanakin July 6, 2022

The excruciating, fiery aftermath of devouring excessively spicy foods—like wings slathered in ghost pepper sauce—when the flames don’t just stay in your mouth but travel through your digestive system, culminating in a burning ring of pain around your anus during bowel movements. It’s a fiery experience so intense, Frodo himself wouldn’t dare try to destroy this ring.
• Alex: "Bro, those inferno wings were insane last night!"
Chris: "Yeah, I’m paying for it today… The Ring of Mordor is real!"
• "Never again will I underestimate those ‘Extra Hot’ jalapeño poppers. The Ring of Mordor has claimed me."
Chris: "Yeah, I’m paying for it today… The Ring of Mordor is real!"
• "Never again will I underestimate those ‘Extra Hot’ jalapeño poppers. The Ring of Mordor has claimed me."
by anonymous January 24, 2025

Bitch who thinks she knows it all because of all the bugs she got gathering on her ma f* cking nose ring.
Has a lot to say, makes them think it's all true.
Has a lot to say, makes them think it's all true.
"Officer Trevor, we need your report on The Aboveground SlaveStay."
O.T. : " Oh,...I didn't bother writing it down, I googled her name....no knows ring."
O.T. : " Oh,...I didn't bother writing it down, I googled her name....no knows ring."
by NoSenseSickle 🥒is that pickle December 12, 2023

A butthole.
by misterrice360 March 29, 2015

by Ariana Grande’s fangirl <3 September 16, 2021

Bestowing a kiss upon the anus,. Usually used in description of a fawning subservient befoore their assumed master.
It was interesting to watch a member of HM government kissing the holy ring of a middle east dictator.
by Kingcobrakenny July 23, 2018

by Scott_sporto the 1st August 8, 2025
