Retard

An acronym standing for:
Responsible
Excellent
Terrific
Awesome
Respectful
Delightful
Call someone a retard when you want them to know how great of a person they are whenever something bad happens!

John: I failed my test

Anna: John you are such a RETARD.

by Power_ranger44 August 27, 2023

Retard

A contrarian day trader who makes market decisions that are generally considered to be foolish.

Person One: Wow did you see Dave continue holding his GME through a 12 million dollar loss?
Person Two: Till Valhalla you diamond-fisted retard!

by IllChicken-5658 January 29, 2021

Retardation Abuse

When someone makes fun of a retarded person.

Stop saying that, its retardation abuse.

by Duhduhs May 5, 2023

Retard

Nenula

Man that guy is a retard

by Zepvlo May 25, 2022

social retard

A person who is past 17 years of age and is still virgin

If you are Steve carrell in the movie the 40 year old virgin, you are the epitome of a social retard, at least in North America?

by Sexydimma February 4, 2013

Retardism

A religion much like Buddism, however, where Buddism practices sitting very still to meditate, Retardism practices sitting very still so not to hurt themselves. To be a retardist takes an unfathomable amount of devotion and is reserved for the utmost idiotic.

"I've honestly never seen someone with such a lack of common sense"

"I'm pretty sure he's a retardist, he practices retardism"

by Mangek August 15, 2022

Retard

A medical word for “mentally ill” that has caused several fights and one known school shooting.

Karen: how is he?
Doctor: well, after our examination, I’m afraid he tested as retarded.
Karen: WHAT DID YOU SAY?
Doctor: he tested as mentally ill, or retarded.
Karen 2.0: YOU DARE CALL A HELPLESS LITTLE BOY THAT WORD? I DEMAND TO SEE YOUR MANAGER!!!

by InjuredPotato January 13, 2020