Purple Violets

Rank sweets that can be crushed and used to rim with when cottaging.

You fancy some rimming?
Yeeeeees, pass me some purple violets and I will crush them ready. You go get the bleach

by ChiefPoof September 2, 2016

Purple Goblin

An penis that has been erect for more than four hours due to boner pill abuse.

Sam had a purple goblin last night. He's still at the hospital.

by NinjaGerbil September 16, 2016

purple headed puffer fish

Raging hard on stuck in a cock ring

Get the ring cutter I have a purple headed puffer fish.

by crazymallardman December 30, 2015

sassy purple

When you spank a watermelon until it turns purple

George did you see that sassy purple it was cool and it tastes good

by Ligershark03 January 15, 2016

purple screamer

When you squeeze a girls nipples so hard she screams her way into an orgasm

Last night Tod gave me a purple screamer!

by The name is D January 26, 2016

Purple cunt smurf

Smurfed, having caught a sexually transmitted disease after drinking fireball at packers

She went to the bar, met a guy and caught a purple cunt smurf

by Assilemann February 4, 2016

purple saxophone

When person is given a blowjob whilst being grabbed and felt up in a manner that results in bruising.

Man, things got so intense last night it turned into a purple saxophone jam session.
Blowjob cop a feel bdsm

by SentualSaxDuringSex March 13, 2016