pirate headache

A headache that takes place only behind one eye.

I've got a pirate headache behind me eye. Arrrrgh.

by Ultimatepacker April 28, 2017

hobbeling pirate

while havi.g sex you dude pulls out and cums in chicks eye then kicks her in the shin . She is the the hobbeling pirate arrrr matey

did ya give her the hobbeling pirate haha

by B.unit May 14, 2016

Nigger-rich pirate

A colorful adjective/phrase pertaining to individuals receiving a large sum of money via settlement, stolen lottery vouchers, or life insurance policy payouts. Often times the money-monger is associated with wives trying to deplete their husband’s equity through divorce. This is due to their consistent unemployment throughout decades and unwilling nature to become a productive member towards society. Those afflicted with this condition will immediately resort to companionship with multiple partners while being married. Oddly enough, those partners include lumberjacks and narcotics abusers. Constant validation from others is a must because well, what do you expect pieces of shit to do???

Therapist : “Sir your wife has a condition commonly known as BPD”

Husband : “Naaaaahh!!! That’s just her nigger-rich pirate ways man. She sure is pretty though

by Ivehadenuff April 30, 2023

hair pirate

When a guy/girl wears their hair parted to one side and the hair swoop covers one eye.

Hey look, Julianne has a new do that covers her one eye. Oh yeah! she is such a hipster hair pirate.

by sassoon May 2, 2011

Angry Pirate

A sex move where the female is blowing the male and he cums in her eye, stands her up and kicks her in the shin, creating an effect of a eye patch and one leg.

Did you hear about Jessica, I'm pretty sure John made her an angry pirate

by Little T Big P May 8, 2019

pirate ship poo

Kind of stool that you go "arrghhh" when pushing out but when you look in the toilet they are gone, disappeared, vanished in troubled waters...

- Who just destroyed the toilet?
- I did, soz.
- Dude, must've been terrible looking. You should've taken a photo of it and sent it to Guiness records.
- I didn't get a chance, was a pirate ship poo...

by gerryseeds August 7, 2018

wallet pirate

Ex - wife runs away with kids and kids doctor, but comes out from under rock 20 years later to steal 220 thousand dollars of retirement.
Leads people to believe she earned it doing social work. She reviews parents and separates them from their children.
I

I was ambushed by the notorious WALLET PIRATE.

by chipbully November 2, 2014